154
Fact vs Fiction (thelemmy.club)
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

It’s funny cause even though Kelvin Kirk has a huge libido, he still drops women to do Starfleet stuff.

Remember in 2009 when he said “I have to go study.” And Bones said “Study my ass.” And the next scene is Kirk in bed with Uhura’s Orion roommate? This tied into a deleted scene where the Orion girl actually helped Kirk upload a subroutine into the simulator which allowed him to cheat. It wasn’t just a booty call, he went there to give her the program she needed to plant the next morning, that’s why he changed the subject on Uhura when she finds him.

Or in into Darkness when he has twins in bed with him an he literally forgets they’re there once his communicator chirps. One of the girls knows it’s over right at that moment.

Even JJ Abrams made Kirk a nerd.

this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2026
154 points (99.4% liked)

Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock

539 readers
209 users here now

Welcome to Risa

All the pleasure of shore leave, none of the holodeck glitches.

Rule 1 — Be Civil, Not KlingonThis is a vacation planet, not the neutral zone.

  • No harassment, brigading, or trolling
  • No bigotry
  • Keep the banter playful, not hostile

Rule 2 — No Prohibited CargoSome things aren’t welcome aboard.

  • No spam or scams
  • No porn or sexually explicit content
  • No illegal content
  • NSFW memes must be properly tagged

Rule 3 — Keep It TrekPosts should be Star Trek memes or Trek-adjacent humor.

  • Crossovers are fine
  • Low-effort “unrelated” memes may be spaced out the nearest airlock

Rule 4 — Gatekeeping Belongs in a Black Hole
You’re welcome to have your own opinions on what counts as “real” Star Trek but forcing your view on others or pretending it’s the only valid one? That’s not the Starfleet way.
Everyone’s Trek is valid, from TOS purists to Lower Decks shitposters, and you don't get to dictate what is real or not for everyone.


If you see a post that violates the rules, or that doesn't inspire Jamaharon, report it so the mods can handle it.

Otherwise grab a horga’hn, order a Risan Mai Tai, and enjoy your shore leave.

founded 4 months ago
MODERATORS