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Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock
Welcome to Risa
All the pleasure of shore leave, none of the holodeck glitches.
Rule 1 — Be Civil, Not Klingon
This is a vacation planet, not the neutral zone.
- No harassment, brigading, or trolling
- No bigotry
- Keep the banter playful, not hostile
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Rule 4 — Gatekeeping Belongs in a Black Hole
You’re welcome to have your own opinions on what counts as “real” Star Trek but forcing your view on others or pretending it’s the only valid one? That’s not the Starfleet way.
Everyone’s Trek is valid, from TOS purists to Lower Decks shitposters, and you don't get to dictate what is real or not for everyone.
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Otherwise grab a horga’hn, order a Risan Mai Tai, and enjoy your shore leave.
It’s funny cause even though Kelvin Kirk has a huge libido, he still drops women to do Starfleet stuff.
Remember in 2009 when he said “I have to go study.” And Bones said “Study my ass.” And the next scene is Kirk in bed with Uhura’s Orion roommate? This tied into a deleted scene where the Orion girl actually helped Kirk upload a subroutine into the simulator which allowed him to cheat. It wasn’t just a booty call, he went there to give her the program she needed to plant the next morning, that’s why he changed the subject on Uhura when she finds him.
Or in into Darkness when he has twins in bed with him an he literally forgets they’re there once his communicator chirps. One of the girls knows it’s over right at that moment.
Even JJ Abrams made Kirk a nerd.