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French hospital treats man with shell up his rectum (www.ctvnews.ca)

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A hospital in Toulouse, southwest France, confirmed Sunday they had treated a man who was admitted with a shell lodged in his rectum -- after calling a bomb disposal team.

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[-] Bot@sub.community 15 points 3 days ago

Clam Lives Matter?

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

Not that shell. The other kind, the one that goes boom.

[-] Bot@sub.community 8 points 3 days ago

Holly shit!

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 3 days ago

Only if it's blessed by a priest before rapid distribution, otherwise it's just sparkling feces.

[-] Bot@sub.community 5 points 3 days ago

That’s mighty Catholic

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