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[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 32 points 4 days ago

The FDA doesn't know what it'll do. We don't either.

So then you can't really say it...

Will NOT help you regrow your foreskin

...now, can you? I'll also take 20.

[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

You can know that it doesn't do something without knowing what it does. For example, there's a light switch in my house in a room with a light. I know that flipping that switch does not turn the light on... But I don't know what it does.

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 2 points 4 days ago

You do know I was riffing on the same kind of "logic" those overly self-assured anti-vax/homeopathic types tend to use, right?

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

I pay my homeopathist witha few drops of water from a jar in which I have $100 bill soaking.

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I had a neighbor whose house is wired in such a way that if they don’t have a certain light in the master bedroom’s closet turned on, one of the garage doors (they had a double) won’t function at all.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

That's what happens when you wire from a fixture instead of from a switch.

It's so annoying when people do stuff like that. Like that time that someone who looks and sounds just like me wired in a combo switch/outlet off of a heater in my bathroom. You'd think someone would have fixed it by now, but I've grown complacent.

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I hate it when my reflection installs things weird around the house.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Stupid UnEmpathicVagrant!

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This was a Friends episode.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I think it'll actually regrow someone else's foreskin

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 2 points 3 days ago

Just so long as the end result is Bigger, Longer, & Uncut.

It gives autism, you're just not allowed to say that because woke.

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