Keir Starmer warned 'do not get naked' and 'change in bed' as Chinese spies will be watching (www.dailystar.co.uk)

submitted 3 months ago by DisabledAceSocialist@lemmygrad.ml to c/worldnews@lemmygrad.ml

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During Mrs May's 2018 visit, she was warned to get dressed in bed to avoid hidden cameras capturing compromising footage. Starmer's team must also be aware of being caught with their trousers down as their security precautions remain so high. 😆

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[-] SlayGuevara@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

How will it looks for China if they would actually do this and release nude footage of another PM? Because most of the world would not accept that shit. Like, fucking think you stupid fucks. Be rational. There's no benefit for China in this.

[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

the article is a joke, the daily star is the only outlet reporting it and they regularly have joke articles

[-] SlayGuevara@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 3 months ago

Sometimes I should breathe and count to ten before I comment

[-] amemorablename@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 3 months ago

If it makes you feel any better, I was bamboozled at first too. I'm so used to how absurd the west is with its China fears, it didn't even sound outlandish.