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The most bizarre tech announced so far at CES 2026
(techcrunch.com)
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this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2026
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I'll stick with my dog. She'd never snitch on me.
This is so good that I got bothered that there was no source. I found a comic from over ten years ago, with the same theme, but more simpler graphics. It turned out Jake Likes Onions did an updated version of their original comic in 2019 and didn't add their watermark for some reason.
Anyway, as you were.
Not even for a Scooby Snack?
I was curious what this nonsense looks like - and found out that the $5k is the preorder price. It goes up to $5600 once its shipping.
Looking at it in their videos it just reminds me of every "Robot turns bad and kills everyone" story. Just needs red eyes to replace blue.