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Kill Buljo (Action, Adventure, and Comedy 1h 33m -- and NOT for kids). Full summary and details here: https://hexbear.net/post/7187097

Excerpt:

In the summer of 2004, Tommy Wirkola and his friends made a short film called "Kill Buljo". They got the idea for the short film when they were in the local video rental store and started talking about how it would be fun to make a Northern Norwegian parody of Kill Bill. And so they met up to shoot the whole short film in one day, and edited it over the course of half an hour.

Synopsis:
Jompa Tormann and his guests and family are brutally gunned down during an engagement party. Sami- and women-hating police officer Sid Wisløff is put on the case. Together with his colleague and a Sami guide, Wisløff tries to find the guilty party, but Tormann survived and he wants revenge!

The movie will be followed by a special NYE short handcrafted by the evening's temporarily absent, but with us in spirit host, @Erika3sis@hexbear.net !

Content warnings and accessibility

Audio description: Not available.

Sign language: Not available.

Language of audio: Norwegian.

Captions: English.

Content warnings:

Sex & Nudity: Severe
Violence & Gore: Severe
Profanity: Moderate
Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking: Severe
Frightening & Intense Scenes: Mild

• The dog dies!
• pets die
• animals die
• dead animals
• animals abused
• non-human characters die
• people die
• family members die
• kid dies (offscreen)
• audio gore
• shakey cam
• domestic violence
• child abused
• someone beaten up by a bully
• child abandoned by a parent
• gaslighting
• minority is misrepresented : Sámi people
• sexual content
• someone sexually objectified
• someone sexually assaulted onscreen
• someone lose their virginity? (debateable)
• large age gap (two men and cop)
• obscene language/gestures
• hate speech
• jokes about sexual assault on men
• "Man in a dress" jokes
• homophobic slurs
• n-word
• r-slur
• ableist language or behavior «Mongolid» A disabled cop who appears to be on the spectrum is mistreated
• fat jokes
• excessive gore
• body horror
• blood/gore
• eye mutilation
• genital trauma/mutilation
• torture
• finger/toe mutilation
• head squashed
• broken bones
• amputation
• someone falls to their death
• someone buried alive
• someone crushed to death
• drowning
• shaving/cutting
• someone restrained
• someone struggles to breathe
• someone becomes unconscious
• someone asphyxiates
• someone held under water
• someone wets themselves
• abused becomes the abuser
• someone have a chronic illness
• someone suffers from PTSD
• addiction
• alcohol abuse
• someone has a seizure
• claustrophobic scene
• hospital scene
• someone watched without knowing
• stalking
• someone kidnapped

Links to flicks:

• Kill Buljo → https://tankie.tube/w/jHzqfEw4TA2cFMLf9kCubc
• "A Blorpy New Year" NYE special → https://tankie.tube/w/uxnq2ckniBRy5So6X4jx2h

♫ Uniting nations at the speeeed of liiiiight ♫
[epic sax solo]
♫ Station of the '20s — TV☆3SIS! ♫>