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miss me with that shit (quokk.au)
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[-] dumbass@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's!

Then we couldn't make that shitty joke.

[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

In this case I believe the "sir" part of actually just a polite interjection to get attention. While I an unsure of another polite one, options include:

  • Hey
  • Oi
  • Bitch
  • Asshole
  • Mate
  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • Stir well
  • Bake 350 for 25 minutes
  • Cut and serve
[-] myster0n@feddit.nl 18 points 1 month ago

I substituted the asshole with strawberries, but somehow it's much too sweet. 1/5 stars

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

You forgot cunt.

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