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[–] [email protected] 121 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Found the commenter who is old enough to retire

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

I think every nerdy person knows about it though. Gates and Jobs have a pretty famous exchange over it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Retirement? In this economy?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can... maybe not for long, and not out of the streets, but technically anyone can "retire" at any moment...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If it's not final, it's not retiring. Pretty sure "comfortably" is implied as well.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Y’all need to watch pirates of Silicon Valley

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's like the Halloween 3 of the Pirates franchise: pretty good but quite a departure for the series. Notably, neither Captain Sparrow nor Captain Stagnetti make an appearance at all - amongst many other differences.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Amazing review, and shockingly accurate. Well done.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

He meant "photostat" though.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

If you're not in the know, google "a neighbor named xerox gates jobs"

Dig an inch and you realize woz has more tech talent in his left pinky than jobs ever did.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Haha, I like this part:

[…] Gates responded: "Well, Steve, I think there's more than one way of looking at it. I think it's more like we both had this rich neighbor named Xerox and I broke into his house to steal the TV set and found out that you had already stolen it."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I half expected you to just say “Google it”

Thanks man I appreciate it