@TheZeldaZone@mastodon.social on Mastodon: "Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
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[–] 112 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I genuinely thought you said "hold your dick for at least one second"

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