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[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 12 points 2 months ago

The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 13 points 2 months ago

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous snake. And after a month of excruciating pain, the snake died.

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Chuck Norris made his cowboy boots himself from real cowboys.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 10 points 2 months ago

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Light doesn’t travel faster than Chuck Norris - he gives light a head start.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago

Whenever Chuck Norris’s parents had nightmares at night they would come to his bedroom.

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Chuck Norris doesn’t lift weights. They rise out of respect.

[-] trk@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Chuck Norris can win Connect4 in three moves

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his toes.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Chuck is the poisonous one, since the snake died. The snake was venomous.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago

I'm so glad pedantry is not dead.

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