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[–] 7 points 9 months ago* (8 children)

I honestly feel like cocaine to a large extent is partially responsible for much of the world's malignant narcissist billionaire evil rulers. And hence, you are not allowed to eat bananas. So maybe the world needs less cocaine, not more.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago* (3 children)

    Naw, we just need equal access to cocaine. Level the playing field with subsidized cocaine I say!

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago*

    While true (maybe), if I find a brick of coke I'm 100% busting that down into 8balls and getting it gone quick. I know cokeheads suck but I gotta make a buck too and one isn't that much in the grand scheme of keys.

    Tbh we're just lucky I don't turn it into an E-40 song before I break it down.

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