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Shitty Life Pro Tip
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this is funny to think about but the thing about porch pirates is that they know where you live and they aren't afraid to ruin your day
edit: and now they have an Amazon box filled with dog poo
This is why I much prefer lying in wait with the garden hose.
Depends on who it is. Some of them are doing this to multiple houses in a day and if you remove the shipping label, they don’t have an exact idea which package was the one that contained the shit.
waits on the porch in the rocking chair with a shotgun at the ready