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Tune in tonight as Cucker Carlson answers the question that has stumped scholars for millennia, is gay sex satisfying? (hexbear.net)
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[-] spectre@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

Original "gay tucker Carlson" bit

CW: its from cumtown

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

highlights, imagine Tucker Carlson's voice:

"What is going on? Having sex with women used to feel good. Not anymore."

"Thought Sam Eliot was straight? Guess again. He's actually from Sacramento, California. How did it happen? How did guys like this become our icons? Growing up, I had pictures of Sam Eliot all over my bedroom."

[-] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Just do the bare minimum impression, and then add "I'm gay"

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

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