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You must go bald to work for me
(thelemmy.club)
A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com
(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)
That's the line that cements this as satire to me, because by applying Occam's razor here I think the simplest solution is that it's a joke.