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[-] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It starts with onions,

nice, small and diced,

set the pan temperature not too high

then add some olive oil, you'll see why,

and then let them sauté until! They're! Fine!

[-] ashitaka@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Amazing, I was thinking of the beat of the song reading the main text and here you are giving me lyrics to go with it before I could even ask or mention.

[-] CoffeeSoldier@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

All I can think of for some reason is the Chemical Brothers song "it began in Africa - ca - ca "

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It starts with onions - weep for their demise!
Their blackened bodies charred centimeters high,
Seal their souls with garlic thrice,
I am a chef and I do not play nice.

this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2025
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