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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 182 points 2 months ago

Deleting Roblox and installing Factorio

You'll thank me when you're older, kid.

[-] bazus1@lemmy.world 74 points 2 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 51 points 2 months ago

"Why is my child applying to Nestle's child mines"

[-] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago
[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago

How do you mine for children? Do they form like crystals in the earth?

[-] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 24 points 2 months ago

Older? Poor kid might forget to eat or drink water if you get him hooked on Factorio

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

In my generation, we lived on Mountain Dew and Cheetos, and look at the Sim Cities we built.

[-] themoken@startrek.website 17 points 2 months ago

Look on my works Sim Mayor and

You will regret this!

[-] Kanda@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago
[-] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 4 points 2 months ago

Pedant version: [eat || (drink water)]

[-] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

Paying for Factorio and letting their engineering career pay for your retirement home is way cheaper than saving for retirement!

this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2025
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