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[–] 78 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Trump really likes to hire chihuahuas for lawyers.

Off topic but I immediately distrust anyone that wears a crucifix so prominently especially one made with precious metals and stones.

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  • [–] 34 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    It’s like a dog whistle to their perceived moral superiority. I like it though because I know to avoid them.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    more importantly the hypocrisy of it. Even in my Christian days I had a hard time understanding why crosses were always good and silver. You'd think wood crosses be the only acceptable symbol

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I feel a cheap metal also works, but it should be unassuming. I also feel like they should be wearing it under their shirts not openly. "Do not pray as the hypocrites" and whatnot.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Well perhaps not "hiding " it, but yea, less outward displays of dogmatic purity would make more sense overall. Christianity's primary selling point is that the least of us are the most deserving of compassion.

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  • [–] 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I know this is pedantic, but that's a cross, not a crucifix. The difference is that a crucifix has jesus on it.

    I only mention this because I was hoping to see a bedazzled jesus corpse and was super disappointed.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Most importantly, they're all smoking hot. In case he needs to grab them by the pussy.

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I’d say, like chihuahuas, they’re cute from a distance but up close they are just nasty.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    Well the metaphor breaks down almost immediately because Chihuahuas are badass mothafuckaz. They're like having a concealed carry.

    trump's lawyers though are culled from the dregs of the washout, fame-seeking, braindead, dipshit sludge that surrounds him where they prance in and are unceremoniously farted on and dragged out again.

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