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[-] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Science is for the birds

And birds aren't real

Since birds aren't real they are government spying devices

Since birds are government spying devices the government is spying on all of us

Since the government likes watching us they are voyeurs

Some trans people are also voyeurs

Voyeurism is diagnosed using science

Therefore trans people are birds

Shove that in and out of your logic hole until some kind of fluid sprays out

[-] SanicHegehog@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

trans people are birds

birds aren’t real

Trans people aren't real. Checkmate liberals. /s

[-] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you follow the very perfect logic even further you'll realize that trans people are actually government spying devices. Top and bottom surgery is actually just to replace things with cameras.

[-] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 5 points 2 months ago

Can confirm, I got to choose a camera model at my dickectomy.

[-] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

See!? Witness the surveillance inherent in the system! Help! I'm being surveilled I'm being surveilled!

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

I couldn't really follow along with your logic maze, but I agree with you're final point... which I think is,

Public transit is faster than birds.

[-] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A well reasoned and thoroughly salient, and logical, addition to my argument.

This person logics.

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

and monitor lizards

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