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Everyone's got a fetish, I guess.
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Inspired by the Schmidt Sting Pain Index, Michael L. Smith did us all a favour and answered the obvious follow up question on which body parts hurt the most when stung. He had honey bee guards sting him in 25 locations, multiple times to account for variability, over 38 days.
Results:
He and Schmidt were awarded with a shared Ig Noble Price for their efforts.
The shaft was only a 7.3?!?
Well we know what they're into...
I guess that means he killed 25 bees. Should have used a hornet instead.
75 bees actually, 3 rounds of stinging.
Reads as: honey bees are cheap to acquire and I ain't letting no hornet sting my private parts.
Where did a taint sting land?
Between the balls and anus.
Was only the shaft part of the penis tested?
Tongue? Eye ball? Penis head?
As a trans woman, can confirm, getting electrolysis on the upper lip is the stuff of nightmares. i can't imagine something as big as a bee stinger hitting you there.