I'm going to a cabaret show tonight and I wanted to get in costume. I tried to make some fake cigarettes but now I'm worried I'll these will make me look like a perverted vampire. What's the consensus team?

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[–] 181 points 9 months ago (9 children)

I'm guessing you've never seen a used tampon because that is not what they look like.

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  • [–] 67 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Mmmm....I'm pretty sure one gently dabs the end of a tampon to soak up a drop of blood at a time. That's why women use so many, right?

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago*

    Wrapped in toilet paper after use, kinda. Women always try to hide the good treats in paper, but my dog’s superior nose and teeth overcome such paltry obstacles to absolutely fucking destroy my rugs and sanity, and equally harm their own digestive tract.

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    lol, the reason I'm asking Lemmy isn't because I haven't seen either of these things, it's to gauge how others might interpret it.

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