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Please help me Zohran, my name is in the Epstein files! (hexbear.net)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by to c/slop@hexbear.net
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Donald is absolutely smitten with Zohran! I can't believe what I'm watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptzw8efnogo

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[–] [S] 44 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Or just tell him you want to build big buildings and make trains go fast, crime down.

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  • [–] 38 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    I like this guy! trump-anguish

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  • [–] [S] 31 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    he's like the son I never had!

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  • [–] 17 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    What's going on in Trump's brain right now.

    Barron is actually my son. So very, very good. In the future - could be president maybe. But too young now. Zohran is not my son. Also - brown and dirty. Brown and dirty is bad. But very polite to me. And I don't know why but no accent. Why? And smart! How can he be so smart?! Plus people like him. I shouldn't say this because I'm listening but people hate me. It's true! It's true! They do - even if I pretend they don't. Barron still good but I could adopt Zohran and replace Junior and Erick. Never liked them anyway. Duds. Big duds. Zohran adoption very, very dumb idea. But good idea too?...

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