▲ 116 ▼ Please help me Zohran, my name is in the Epstein files! (hexbear.net) submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by deforestgump@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net 113 comments fedilink hide all child comments Donald is absolutely smitten with Zohran! I can't believe what I'm watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptzw8efnogo
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago (2 children) It must be so easy to grease up ol' Donny, just bow before him and tell him how great he is and all is right, it's so funny. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] deforestgump@hexbear.net [S] 44 points 9 months ago (1 child) Or just tell him you want to build big buildings and make trains go fast, crime down. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago (1 child) I like this guy! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] deforestgump@hexbear.net [S] 31 points 9 months ago (2 children) he's like the son I never had! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago (1 child) What's going on in Trump's brain right now. Barron is actually my son. So very, very good. In the future - could be president maybe. But too young now. Zohran is not my son. Also - brown and dirty. Brown and dirty is bad. But very polite to me. And I don't know why but no accent. Why? And smart! How can he be so smart?! Plus people like him. I shouldn't say this because I'm listening but people hate me. It's true! It's true! They do - even if I pretend they don't. Barron still good but I could adopt Zohran and replace Junior and Erick. Never liked them anyway. Duds. Big duds. Zohran adoption very, very dumb idea. But good idea too?... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago How about it Mamdani want to be my son? No. Well, maybe you aren't ready for that yet, and that's okay, we're not mad, are we folks? No! permalink fedilink source parent [+] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 1 week ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] makotech222@hexbear.net 35 points 9 months ago (1 child) I imagine he just asked trump if he misses old nyc or something and talked about broadway or whatever permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CleverOleg@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago* Underrated comment. I could talk to a boomer from my very provincial hometown and even if they know I’m a communist I could probably get them to like me. People love connecting on those sorts of things. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net [S] 44 points 9 months ago (1 child) Or just tell him you want to build big buildings and make trains go fast, crime down. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago (1 child) I like this guy! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] deforestgump@hexbear.net [S] 31 points 9 months ago (2 children) he's like the son I never had! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago (1 child) What's going on in Trump's brain right now. Barron is actually my son. So very, very good. In the future - could be president maybe. But too young now. Zohran is not my son. Also - brown and dirty. Brown and dirty is bad. But very polite to me. And I don't know why but no accent. Why? And smart! How can he be so smart?! Plus people like him. I shouldn't say this because I'm listening but people hate me. It's true! It's true! They do - even if I pretend they don't. Barron still good but I could adopt Zohran and replace Junior and Erick. Never liked them anyway. Duds. Big duds. Zohran adoption very, very dumb idea. But good idea too?... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago How about it Mamdani want to be my son? No. Well, maybe you aren't ready for that yet, and that's okay, we're not mad, are we folks? No! permalink fedilink source parent [+] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 1 week ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago (1 child) I like this guy! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] deforestgump@hexbear.net [S] 31 points 9 months ago (2 children) he's like the son I never had! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago (1 child) What's going on in Trump's brain right now. Barron is actually my son. So very, very good. In the future - could be president maybe. But too young now. Zohran is not my son. Also - brown and dirty. Brown and dirty is bad. But very polite to me. And I don't know why but no accent. Why? And smart! How can he be so smart?! Plus people like him. I shouldn't say this because I'm listening but people hate me. It's true! It's true! They do - even if I pretend they don't. Barron still good but I could adopt Zohran and replace Junior and Erick. Never liked them anyway. Duds. Big duds. Zohran adoption very, very dumb idea. But good idea too?... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago How about it Mamdani want to be my son? No. Well, maybe you aren't ready for that yet, and that's okay, we're not mad, are we folks? No! permalink fedilink source parent [+] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 1 week ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net [S] 31 points 9 months ago (2 children) he's like the son I never had! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago (1 child) What's going on in Trump's brain right now. Barron is actually my son. So very, very good. In the future - could be president maybe. But too young now. Zohran is not my son. Also - brown and dirty. Brown and dirty is bad. But very polite to me. And I don't know why but no accent. Why? And smart! How can he be so smart?! Plus people like him. I shouldn't say this because I'm listening but people hate me. It's true! It's true! They do - even if I pretend they don't. Barron still good but I could adopt Zohran and replace Junior and Erick. Never liked them anyway. Duds. Big duds. Zohran adoption very, very dumb idea. But good idea too?... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago How about it Mamdani want to be my son? No. Well, maybe you aren't ready for that yet, and that's okay, we're not mad, are we folks? No! permalink fedilink source parent [+] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 1 week ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago (1 child) What's going on in Trump's brain right now. Barron is actually my son. So very, very good. In the future - could be president maybe. But too young now. Zohran is not my son. Also - brown and dirty. Brown and dirty is bad. But very polite to me. And I don't know why but no accent. Why? And smart! How can he be so smart?! Plus people like him. I shouldn't say this because I'm listening but people hate me. It's true! It's true! They do - even if I pretend they don't. Barron still good but I could adopt Zohran and replace Junior and Erick. Never liked them anyway. Duds. Big duds. Zohran adoption very, very dumb idea. But good idea too?... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago How about it Mamdani want to be my son? No. Well, maybe you aren't ready for that yet, and that's okay, we're not mad, are we folks? No! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago How about it Mamdani want to be my son? No. Well, maybe you aren't ready for that yet, and that's okay, we're not mad, are we folks? No! permalink fedilink source parent
[+] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 1 week ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] makotech222@hexbear.net 35 points 9 months ago (1 child) I imagine he just asked trump if he misses old nyc or something and talked about broadway or whatever permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CleverOleg@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago* Underrated comment. I could talk to a boomer from my very provincial hometown and even if they know I’m a communist I could probably get them to like me. People love connecting on those sorts of things. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CleverOleg@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago* Underrated comment. I could talk to a boomer from my very provincial hometown and even if they know I’m a communist I could probably get them to like me. People love connecting on those sorts of things. permalink fedilink source parent
