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Please help me Zohran, my name is in the Epstein files! (hexbear.net)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by to c/slop@hexbear.net
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Donald is absolutely smitten with Zohran! I can't believe what I'm watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptzw8efnogo

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[–] 30 points 10 months ago (8 children)

It must be so easy to grease up ol' Donny, just bow before him and tell him how great he is and all is right, it's so funny.

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  • [–] [S] 44 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    Or just tell him you want to build big buildings and make trains go fast, crime down.

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  • [–] 38 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    I like this guy! trump-anguish

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  • [–] [S] 31 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    he's like the son I never had!

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  • [–] 17 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    What's going on in Trump's brain right now.

    Barron is actually my son. So very, very good. In the future - could be president maybe. But too young now. Zohran is not my son. Also - brown and dirty. Brown and dirty is bad. But very polite to me. And I don't know why but no accent. Why? And smart! How can he be so smart?! Plus people like him. I shouldn't say this because I'm listening but people hate me. It's true! It's true! They do - even if I pretend they don't. Barron still good but I could adopt Zohran and replace Junior and Erick. Never liked them anyway. Duds. Big duds. Zohran adoption very, very dumb idea. But good idea too?...

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  • [–] 35 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I imagine he just asked trump if he misses old nyc or something and talked about broadway or whatever

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago*

    Underrated comment. I could talk to a boomer from my very provincial hometown and even if they know I’m a communist I could probably get them to like me. People love connecting on those sorts of things.

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