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i should probably get up
Don't do it! It's a trap!
too late im trapped
Nah, Give up instead.
Nah. I wish I didn't.
Why?
because i want to go to the post office. I also want sushi and chicken wings. And someone will be here in the afternoon. I do not want to be found nude in bed.
What are you waiting for then? Get up and go and get those chicken wings. You earned them.
Wicked wings here I come. I will become wicked.
It is much more polite to be found nude at the front door
easier for the morgue workers to take me away