108
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2025
108 points (100.0% liked)
Slop.
779 readers
637 users here now
For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.
Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.
Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.
Rule 3: No sectarianism.
Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome
Rule 5: No bigotry of any kind, including ironic bigotry.
Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.
Rule 7: Do not individually target federated instances' admins or moderators.
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
Oh man, this seems like it could be a fun scam guy to be online. Guy who grifts only by getting people to eat foods which will give them nastier shits.
woke soyboy: clean dainty shits, quick cleanup
alpha chad: liquid eldeitch horrors emerging from anus, stench of death lingers for days
Unironically me and my former roommate. He was a body builder and every shit he took was a fight for his life. The smell was horrendous if I walked past the bathroom afterwards and sometimes the sounds heard from that bathroom made me genuinely concerned. I on the other hand, being vegan, have relatively comfortable shits and do in fact consume a decent amount of soy. Our body types are also very fitting for this analogy, I am very twink shaped and he's genuinely huge.