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[-] TTimo@lemmy.today 17 points 3 months ago

Bamboo would like a word

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 3 months ago

Fake wood. FAKE

[-] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago

Unamerican Fake wood, only the democrats could like it. An Oak tree came to me, big oak, strong oak, tears rolling down its eyes thanking me for finally ending the madness of the fake oak

[-] booty@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

fuckin grass pretending to be trees, i see through those fuckers

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

See the forest through the trees. Confucius say.

[-] Leeks@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Bamboo is a grass.

[-] flora_explora@beehaw.org 0 points 3 months ago

That's an extremely fast-growing monocot though without the ability of secondary growth and therefore with a much lower lignin content.

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