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[–] 82 points 11 months ago (16 children)

He did canned beans too. I will not elaborate

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  • [–] [S] 20 points 11 months ago (12 children)

    I'll be disappointed if Bush's isn't the most fuckable brand of bean.

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  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Mom walked in without knocking and caught me rolling that beautiful bean footage.

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Play your cards right and you won't need those beans tonight. ;)

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Dammit. I ate some Bush's beans with dinner tonight. Apparently I'm doing it all wrong.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    I think it's very admirable that you took them out for dinner before giving them the ol' what for.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Up vote for making me LOL at "the ol' what for." Like something you'd hear on the Andy Griffith Show, if sex was legal in Mayberry.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)

    I tell you what, Barn, she was making me feel warmer than one of Aunt Bee's pies down at the church bake sale...

    That really needs to be a porn genre ASAP.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    How about an Andy Griffith/ Beverly Hillbillies crossover porn featuring a giant orgy by the cee-ment pond. Just don't forget to invite Ellie May and Lou-Ann.

    Maybe invite the Gilligan's Island folks, just to bring in Ginger, and especially Mary Ann.

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