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[–] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Up vote for making me LOL at "the ol' what for." Like something you'd hear on the Andy Griffith Show, if sex was legal in Mayberry.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)

    I tell you what, Barn, she was making me feel warmer than one of Aunt Bee's pies down at the church bake sale...

    That really needs to be a porn genre ASAP.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    How about an Andy Griffith/ Beverly Hillbillies crossover porn featuring a giant orgy by the cee-ment pond. Just don't forget to invite Ellie May and Lou-Ann.

    Maybe invite the Gilligan's Island folks, just to bring in Ginger, and especially Mary Ann.

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