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submitted 10 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] undefinedValue@programming.dev 0 points 10 months ago* (2 children)

If you like dick, and you like pussy, you’re not straight. Pick one: bi/pan/queer/other

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[–] Pika@rekabu.ru 6 points 10 months ago (1 child)

I like women, hence, I'm hetero. Shouldn't be too hard.

Now, you can make categories of dick lovers and vagina appreciators, but "hetero", just as "homo" and the rest, refers to gender attraction, not genitals. No need to gatekeep that.

I have no objection being called queer, but definitionally I'm just not.

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[–] undefinedValue@programming.dev 0 points 10 months ago (1 child)

No it actually refers to sex, not gender. Gay for a man is loving dick, not loving males.

Definitionally you aren’t hetero if you enjoy both sexual organs.

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[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago (1 child)

ok boomer

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[–] undefinedValue@programming.dev 1 point 10 months ago* (1 child)

It’s amazing that I’ve triggered you so much you’ve made assumptions on age. It’s unfortunate your brain rot can’t accept the dictionary’s definition:

Heterosexual: sexually or romantically attracted to people of the other sex.

I’m truly sorry they didn’t consult your feelings when writing the definition little snowflake

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[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

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[–] undefinedValue@programming.dev 1 point 10 months ago (1 child)

So I went through your post history to see if you were capable of independent thought and it turns out, not really…

Neopronouns, trains and pro Israel support with some L takes on tech makes you the most stereotypical Lemmy user I’ve encountered… no wonder you left Reddit for here. This is where all the trans autistic sysadmins who blindly support Israel congregate. Completely in your bubble and wildly drinking all the flavors of cool aid. Good for you Xir.

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[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 10 months ago

ah, so you're hallucinating

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[–] fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

the craziest part to me is the implication that a guy who's into women or trans men is perfectly straight, as long as those trans men didn't have bottom surgery, because pussy is pussy (?)

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