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[+] 42 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (15 children)
  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Defendant: Nuh, uh. Everyone knows it’s called “DWI”—driving while intoxicated—which doesn’t really help me either, does it?

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    "Your honor, I was not being influenced by the drink I had. It did not say or act in any way such that my behavior would change. Secondly, I was not driving while intoxicated. Intoxicated as defined by the dictionary literally says 'stupefied by alcohol.' that cannot have happened because at no point was I stupid."

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago* (3 children)

    and it doesn't matter when the drinking happened

    "Checkmate, I injected it!!"

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (3 children)

    Most places also have open container laws.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (2 children)

    USA and even Anglosphere is not "most places".

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