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[–] 7 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Exactly, lol. That's noble, right?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Whoever said chivalry is dead never heard this story.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I just woke up so I can't formulate it, but there's some joke about chivalry having an extramarital affair in my presence.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    😂 you'll get there buddy. Let me know when it forms properly.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    How about "How'd you know my roommate's name??"

    That's close enough for me.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Bud, if you're happy, I'm happy.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I don't know if I can ever truly be happy again. Not without a lobotomy.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I've heard that lobotomy patients only seem happy, and may be trapped in a private hell.
    Least now things in your life seem bleak and immutable, but you've still got the ability to change things around you and yourself.
    Depression is tough, and I'm sorry I can't do more than say:

    Hey, that fucking sucks that you're hurting, I know what my pain is like, not sure if it's similar to yours, but I feel you buddy. Hope things get better soon.

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