▲ 693 ▼ DHS agents retreat as Chicago cops refuse to shield them from swarming protesters (www.rawstory.com) submitted 10 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world 89 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 55 points 10 months ago (1 child) Noem: It's a war zone out there! It's crazy! Them: What do you mean? People are shooting at each other? Bodies in the streets? Noem: They won't let us pee in their restrooms! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (1 child) Well did the ICE agents submit to gender checks first, to make sure they’re using the correct restroom? A copy of their birth certificate should suffice. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago (1 child) Not good enough we also have to do a manual inspection. Michael testicletickler is going to be doing the inspections. Dont let the name worry you though, he doesn't tickle testicles only fingers buttholes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago (1 child) What a great job! Do you need a college degree for that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago (1 child) Actually having a degree prohibits you from getting the job. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago I'll pad my resume by leaving off my college degree. What are they going to do, call every college in America and see if I graduated? Hah! I got this job in the bag. I better order some fresh lube. I heard Diddy is selling his old lube on Craigslist. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (1 child) Well did the ICE agents submit to gender checks first, to make sure they’re using the correct restroom? A copy of their birth certificate should suffice. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago (1 child) Not good enough we also have to do a manual inspection. Michael testicletickler is going to be doing the inspections. Dont let the name worry you though, he doesn't tickle testicles only fingers buttholes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago (1 child) What a great job! Do you need a college degree for that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago (1 child) Actually having a degree prohibits you from getting the job. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago I'll pad my resume by leaving off my college degree. What are they going to do, call every college in America and see if I graduated? Hah! I got this job in the bag. I better order some fresh lube. I heard Diddy is selling his old lube on Craigslist. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago (1 child) Not good enough we also have to do a manual inspection. Michael testicletickler is going to be doing the inspections. Dont let the name worry you though, he doesn't tickle testicles only fingers buttholes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago (1 child) What a great job! Do you need a college degree for that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago (1 child) Actually having a degree prohibits you from getting the job. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago I'll pad my resume by leaving off my college degree. What are they going to do, call every college in America and see if I graduated? Hah! I got this job in the bag. I better order some fresh lube. I heard Diddy is selling his old lube on Craigslist. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago (1 child) What a great job! Do you need a college degree for that? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago (1 child) Actually having a degree prohibits you from getting the job. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago I'll pad my resume by leaving off my college degree. What are they going to do, call every college in America and see if I graduated? Hah! I got this job in the bag. I better order some fresh lube. I heard Diddy is selling his old lube on Craigslist. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago (1 child) Actually having a degree prohibits you from getting the job. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago I'll pad my resume by leaving off my college degree. What are they going to do, call every college in America and see if I graduated? Hah! I got this job in the bag. I better order some fresh lube. I heard Diddy is selling his old lube on Craigslist. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago I'll pad my resume by leaving off my college degree. What are they going to do, call every college in America and see if I graduated? Hah! I got this job in the bag. I better order some fresh lube. I heard Diddy is selling his old lube on Craigslist. permalink fedilink source parent