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spoilerFor people that don't know this is not how you use Calipers

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Measure twice cut once is a saying for a reason.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you already knew this expression, here is chapter two:

Account for the width of the blade.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For years I just drew a line and then sawed down the middle of it. 🙄

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is what happens when you have a banker for a dad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Makes sense. My dad's an engineer, so I got a solid education in most tools.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago

Somehow I’m also an idiot with finances. I guess the moral is I had a hands off dad who didn’t know shit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At least for me, that has more to do with misremembering what I measured than mismeasuring it

Can't count how many times I the workshop I measured something, made a mental note of it, walked back to the workbench, only to have to walk back and remeasure it because now I've forgotten what I just measured lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I got in the habit of writing that shit down on scraps of paper or wood. And then, of course, I got in the habit of dropping those scraps of paper or wood into the growing pile of scraps of paper or wood back in my shop and picking up the wrong one when it came time to cut.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

And this is why I always have a bunch of marking and numbers and other vandalism on whatever board or piece of material I'm using.