Btw, Puerto Ricans are US citizens. But don't let that stop them.

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[–] 121 points 11 months ago (10 children)

I am, of course, disgusted with this choice of Super Bowl halftime performer.

The obvious choice was to have Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce get married during the Super Bowl halftime, during which Taylor will not take the Kelce name, killing everyone watching over the age of 65.

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  • [–] 70 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Travis takes the name Swift. Conservative men melt down so badly that one of them goes out and blows Erika Kirk's head off.

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  • [–] 25 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I am, of course, disgusted with your proposed choice of Super Bowl halftime performer.

    The even more obvious choice was to have Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce enter a civil union during the Super Bowl halftime, during which Taylor will not take the Kelce name while also announcing she is 4 months pregnant and the unborn child should be referred to as "they/them", killing nearly 40% of all viewers.

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