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[–] 6 points 11 months ago (1 child)

I think Elmo is a reformed kiddy diddler. He's into AI now, that is Artificial Insemination, because apparently his little pee pee was broken during botched enlargement surgery, so all his kids are now conceived via AI. Donny 2 Inches though, made a different choice, because even though his wee little pee pee is a teeny tiny mushroom, he didn't choose enlargement surgery. He just opted for smaller vaginas.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I've seen the dick claim about Elon a few times on here. Do you happen to have a source? I've been coming up short trying to verify it.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    It was trending on Twitter, when twitter was a thing. Azealia Banks verified that Elmo's then partner Grimes, had told her about a botched penile implant. I don't use twitter any more, so you may have to search further yourself....

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