▲ 505 ▼ Anon asks out a friend (sh.itjust.works) submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works 196 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 70 points 11 months ago (2 children) Bold of you to think anons story is real and straight permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 41 points 11 months ago (1 child) It’s more fun to play along, and unless I’m missing something, I kept it gender neutral. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] blarghly@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago* Anon is on the internet. No girls there. Anon had a girl interested in fucking him: fake. Anon turned down a girl that wanted to fuck him: gay. permalink fedilink source parent [–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world -4 points 11 months ago (4 children) If by "straight" you mean heterosexual and you're doubting the story is heterosexual, read it again. There are pronouns in there. This is a heterosexual story. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago This is a heterosexual story. Still gay though. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago Is this your first green text? permalink fedilink source parent [+] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 0 points 11 months ago (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 child) I'm glad you deleted your comment because I can still see it in my inbox and I was about to come here and rip you a new one 😆 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 3 points 11 months ago Yeah, def overlooked a word or two. #ImmediateRegret Glad I double checked the OP before "keeping" it there permalink fedilink source parent [–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org -3 points 11 months ago (1 child) NOOOOOOOOO!!! I NEED IT TO FIT IN THE PREDETERMINED BOX I HAVE SETUP FOR THIS GREENTEXT!!! IT HAS TO BE GAY BECAUSE I SAID SOOO!!!!!!! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 child) I had no problem taking this innocent heartfelt greentext post at face value, but would you agree, the comments have been aneurysm-inducing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 11 months ago (1 child) Maybe. Idk, I mostly read the comments just to get some perspective from other people so I can enrich myself and be a better person. It does get annoying though when that is interrupted by the fake/gay joke comments tho. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 child) This is a pretty niche community (Lemmy) without a whole lot of variety. If you're trying to get some other perspectives, there are a lot of better options in real life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago Maybe he enjoys hearing perspectives from basement-dwellingneckbeards & incels 😏 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 41 points 11 months ago (1 child) It’s more fun to play along, and unless I’m missing something, I kept it gender neutral. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] blarghly@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago* Anon is on the internet. No girls there. Anon had a girl interested in fucking him: fake. Anon turned down a girl that wanted to fuck him: gay. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago* Anon is on the internet. No girls there. Anon had a girl interested in fucking him: fake. Anon turned down a girl that wanted to fuck him: gay. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world -4 points 11 months ago (4 children) If by "straight" you mean heterosexual and you're doubting the story is heterosexual, read it again. There are pronouns in there. This is a heterosexual story. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago This is a heterosexual story. Still gay though. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago Is this your first green text? permalink fedilink source parent [+] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 0 points 11 months ago (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 child) I'm glad you deleted your comment because I can still see it in my inbox and I was about to come here and rip you a new one 😆 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 3 points 11 months ago Yeah, def overlooked a word or two. #ImmediateRegret Glad I double checked the OP before "keeping" it there permalink fedilink source parent [–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org -3 points 11 months ago (1 child) NOOOOOOOOO!!! I NEED IT TO FIT IN THE PREDETERMINED BOX I HAVE SETUP FOR THIS GREENTEXT!!! IT HAS TO BE GAY BECAUSE I SAID SOOO!!!!!!! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 child) I had no problem taking this innocent heartfelt greentext post at face value, but would you agree, the comments have been aneurysm-inducing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 11 months ago (1 child) Maybe. Idk, I mostly read the comments just to get some perspective from other people so I can enrich myself and be a better person. It does get annoying though when that is interrupted by the fake/gay joke comments tho. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 child) This is a pretty niche community (Lemmy) without a whole lot of variety. If you're trying to get some other perspectives, there are a lot of better options in real life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago Maybe he enjoys hearing perspectives from basement-dwellingneckbeards & incels 😏 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago This is a heterosexual story. Still gay though. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago Is this your first green text? permalink fedilink source parent
[+] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 0 points 11 months ago (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 child) I'm glad you deleted your comment because I can still see it in my inbox and I was about to come here and rip you a new one 😆 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 3 points 11 months ago Yeah, def overlooked a word or two. #ImmediateRegret Glad I double checked the OP before "keeping" it there permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 child) I'm glad you deleted your comment because I can still see it in my inbox and I was about to come here and rip you a new one 😆 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 3 points 11 months ago Yeah, def overlooked a word or two. #ImmediateRegret Glad I double checked the OP before "keeping" it there permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 3 points 11 months ago Yeah, def overlooked a word or two. #ImmediateRegret Glad I double checked the OP before "keeping" it there permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org -3 points 11 months ago (1 child) NOOOOOOOOO!!! I NEED IT TO FIT IN THE PREDETERMINED BOX I HAVE SETUP FOR THIS GREENTEXT!!! IT HAS TO BE GAY BECAUSE I SAID SOOO!!!!!!! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 child) I had no problem taking this innocent heartfelt greentext post at face value, but would you agree, the comments have been aneurysm-inducing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 11 months ago (1 child) Maybe. Idk, I mostly read the comments just to get some perspective from other people so I can enrich myself and be a better person. It does get annoying though when that is interrupted by the fake/gay joke comments tho. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 child) This is a pretty niche community (Lemmy) without a whole lot of variety. If you're trying to get some other perspectives, there are a lot of better options in real life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago Maybe he enjoys hearing perspectives from basement-dwellingneckbeards & incels 😏 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 child) I had no problem taking this innocent heartfelt greentext post at face value, but would you agree, the comments have been aneurysm-inducing. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 11 months ago (1 child) Maybe. Idk, I mostly read the comments just to get some perspective from other people so I can enrich myself and be a better person. It does get annoying though when that is interrupted by the fake/gay joke comments tho. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 child) This is a pretty niche community (Lemmy) without a whole lot of variety. If you're trying to get some other perspectives, there are a lot of better options in real life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago Maybe he enjoys hearing perspectives from basement-dwellingneckbeards & incels 😏 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 11 months ago (1 child) Maybe. Idk, I mostly read the comments just to get some perspective from other people so I can enrich myself and be a better person. It does get annoying though when that is interrupted by the fake/gay joke comments tho. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 child) This is a pretty niche community (Lemmy) without a whole lot of variety. If you're trying to get some other perspectives, there are a lot of better options in real life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago Maybe he enjoys hearing perspectives from basement-dwellingneckbeards & incels 😏 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 child) This is a pretty niche community (Lemmy) without a whole lot of variety. If you're trying to get some other perspectives, there are a lot of better options in real life. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago Maybe he enjoys hearing perspectives from basement-dwellingneckbeards & incels 😏 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago Maybe he enjoys hearing perspectives from basement-dwellingneckbeards & incels 😏 permalink fedilink source parent
