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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (8 children)

My wife was a huge slut. She's great at sex. Sex is fun!

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[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 year ago* (6 children)

Case in point. Sluts are the best.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Forgot to mention that I was a slut in college, too! Woooo

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[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

so spacenoodle's noodle has been in various spaces?

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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

SpaceNoodle's noodle has even been inside The Space Needle

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[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

ow

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Accurate

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Heh

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[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago

It’s definitely dated now, but Robin Williams’ joke about Islamic suicide bombers getting to heaven and being met with 72 virgins was what made me realize that society had it all wrong about promiscuity.

“And now for my talent portion…”

Don’t get me wrong, it’s an unfair generalization to say that virgins/less experienced are uniformly bad at sex (some people just ‘get it’), but it’s generally more accurate that practice makes perfect. (Or maybe that those who have more of an aptitude and interest ‘practice’ more… same result, either way.)

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