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Anon asks out a friend (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago by [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (15 children)

"She fucked too many guys"

Waaaaaahhh oh no my partner is good at sex, oh woe is me.

I've never slept with anyone with a single digit body count that wasn't fucking awful in the sack.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    My wife was a huge slut. She's great at sex. Sex is fun!

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago* (6 children)

    Case in point. Sluts are the best.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Forgot to mention that I was a slut in college, too! Woooo

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    so spacenoodle's noodle has been in various spaces?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    It’s definitely dated now, but Robin Williams’ joke about Islamic suicide bombers getting to heaven and being met with 72 virgins was what made me realize that society had it all wrong about promiscuity.

    “And now for my talent portion…”

    Don’t get me wrong, it’s an unfair generalization to say that virgins/less experienced are uniformly bad at sex (some people just ‘get it’), but it’s generally more accurate that practice makes perfect. (Or maybe that those who have more of an aptitude and interest ‘practice’ more… same result, either way.)

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Eh, context. If it's meant without protection, it's a very different story. STDs are still a thing.

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