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submitted 6 months ago by MHLoppy@fedia.io to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

Conservative activist and noted anti-vaxxer Charlie Kirk finally received a shot while delivering a speech in front of brainwashed students at Utah Valley University earlier today.


Context: https://www.cbsnews.com/live-updates/charlie-kirk-shot-utah-turning-point-usa/

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[-] MHLoppy@fedia.io 76 points 6 months ago

It looks like they've ~~unlisted~~ (edit: now deleted) both this and Incompetent assassin misses largest head on planet - I'd guess because he died (whereas at time of publication it was "just" him being shot) and hey, fair enough I guess.

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