You joke, but I would welcome this.

Amigo, a tu español le falta mas práctica. Muy apenas se te entiende.

/s

oui, baguette

35-years out of French class and I parsed most of that!

(/j)

ilo pi ante toki li ken ala ante e toki pona. mi toki e toki ni la seme?

américain/britannique

C'est compréhensible et logique, bien sûr, mais <<américain/britannique>> est douloureux à voir en tant que Britannique.

Je voudrais voir francophone « content », où sont le content francophone?

Opino lo mismo. Que le sufran un tantito como nos tocó sufrirle alguna vez antes de aprender inglés. 🤭

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Je m'en fous

Ashamed American here and I assume your comment was in French, and those are the only two things I have even the vaguest clue how to pronounce in French (but I had to look up the spelling!)

Funny enough, as you suggested, I popped your text into a translator after typing out the above and using my limited second language knowledge, and it turns out, I managed to get the general gist of it without the help of a translator!

Gute Idee. Machen wa so.

Ich hatte einige Jahre Französisch und hab sogar ungefähr gecheckt was du meinst, geil.

Right. For example my browser did a perfectly cromulent job of translating what you just wrote into a language I can read …… unless you weren’t talking about a plot to take over the world