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this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2025
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So aah for science what diet would um assist in this happening?
As a plant eater I hate to say this but a pure meat diet (absolutely nothing else) will do this to you, it’ll be a once-a-week (or so) ass ripping constipation dump with the best chances for your eh… fulfilment.
I had a UTI recently (thanks to the diabeetus) and for some reason I got constipated as a side effect. Can confirm, 3 days backup was enough to trigger this interesting event.
As a pure meat eater, i have some bad news, carnivore poops are regular, small, and without any constipation.
Ignore any other advice and do heroin. The post-constipation dump is the only way I thought this happened to people lol