Will they slap him with this?

That's what happens when more than 33 senators are willing to stand by the president no matter what they do I suppose. When it came to honor/shame, no one ever thought someone so wretched wouldn't just be forcibly removed by the people around them.

I don't have much faith they'll care. A big part of their ideology is hurting women and children. It's already well known he's a rapist, he's said as much himself. They famously don't care about truth. I think absolutely damning evidence will come out, and they'll move forward without much fuss.

people who have been ensconced in MAGA, entirely because they think every Democrat eats babies, will have their reality shattered

Hard to have your reality shattered when you weren't living in reality to begin with.

You've got a clutch of hooting, screaming podcaster apes who have been flogging Epstein as the Rosetta Stone of a dozen different conspiracy theories. They were supposed to dine out on Pam Bondi dripping "Breaking! New Epstein Things! Rosie O'Donald and Greta Thunberg definitely in the same state as Jeffrey during peak pedophilia era!"

Instead, Trump just puts the kabosh on the whole thing, barely a month after Bondi teases a whole string of info dumps.

If you can jangle a different set of keys in their faces, they'll come back around. Trump's just not willing to do that because he's gone into his "bored of being President" phase.