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[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

A single gram of uranium contains about 20,000,000,000 calories of energy. That's enough calories to keep you alive for about 27,000 years. Eat uranium to become immortal.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

You'll only have to eat it once for the rest of your life!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Results show almost instantly

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

How'd your day go? Well I started shitting and puking my kidney out around noon, I'm fairly sure it's not supposed to come up through my intestines, but it has

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Instructions unclear, ate urine and became even more mortal.

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