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[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago
[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight! Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

A deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't think my story's true, ask the blind man. He saw it too..

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I recognize this from somewhere. Is it a German proverb?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I don't know if it has another origin but Cadwell recites this right before you first meet him in Coldharbour. (Elder Scrolls Online) Except I believe they drew their bows and stabbed themselves.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Its much older then that. I heard it in 1999

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Huh, I had no idea, now I'm curious where it's originally from.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I learned this as a kid in the '70s.

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