Thing is, society hadn't put the letters ADH&D together yet, and so the virulent-book-club-cult had no idea what they were fomenting in my young, fact-addicted brain with that "punishment".

Oh, no! Not that briar patch! Don't throw me in there, ol' Fox an' Bear! No! If you throw me down...

[barrel-rolls mid-thrown to flip off the fascists]

🖕🏼 ^I^ ^shall^ ^become^ ^more^ ^powerful^ ^than^ ^you^ ^can^ ^possibly^ ^imagine.^