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Hebephile. 11-14 age
Ephebephile. 14-16 age
Pedophile. Sub 11 age
Dicapriophile. Sub 25 age
Wtf is with the order of that list?
Dicapriophile. Sub 25 age
Ephebephile. 16-14 age
Hebephile. 14-11 age
Pedophile. Sub 11 age
There it's in ABC order
Alphabetical order is also decending order whaaaaaaaaaat 🤯
It's been a long time since I was in a statistics class but, if my math is right, there's a ~4.1667% chance of that happening randomly.
Alphabetizing a list of items whose sole characteristic is numerical wouldn’t have been my first response.
I thought dicapriophile is at the end cause its clearly a joke about Leo lol
Also DiCapriophile doesn't make sense for the joke they're making. That would be someone that's into DiCaprio, not who he's into.
Okay yeah I have a really good clip I've been waiting to post on a comment like this.
R. Kelly is not a p*dophile (technically speaking) | Gianmarco Soresi
All the other -philes are words used by pedophiles to try not look like pedophiles.
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Category:English_terms_suffixed_with_-phile
erotophonophile - A person with a paraphilia for committing lust murder.
When you start arguing these terms you've already lost
Except the last one I guess
Absolutely zero need to further define this shit beyond pedophile. They should all be treated the same. Except the last one. But maybe still just in case.