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JavaScript is awesome
(jsdate.wtf)
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Ok, I get that the Date API is problematic, but I wouldn't expect anything meaningfull from
new Date("not a date").getTime()anyway. Why would you in the first place?It's mainly horrid, because it means you have to code extremely defensively (or I guess, use a different API).
You can't rely on
new Date("not a date")aborting execution of your function by throwing an error. Instead, you have to know that it can produce anInvalid Dateobject and check for that. Otherwise a randomNaNshows up during execution, which is gonna be extremely fun to try to find the source of.I understand that it's implemented like that partially for historical reasons, partially because it's often better to display "NaN" rather than nothing, but it's still the sort of behavior that puts me in a cold sweat, because I should be memorizing all kinds of Best Practices™ before trying to code JavaScript.
You think you'd get an error from the constructor.
Parsing user input? Nonsense data coming from an API?
If you’re expecting shit data then you’d have unit tests for those cases so you’d know what to expect.
Maybe you don't expect shit data; you just get it. I know, always expect it....
Because this is a simplified example? Maybe you create the object in one place (saying something more realistic like "2015" or whatever your inexperience or AI told you to) and use getTime() at a later place where you thought you created it in a correct way.
User input is probably the big one where this API is gonna get stress-tested...