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[-] [email protected] 99 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Hi, I'd like a coffee please"

"Sure thing. Here you are sir"

"this is just hot water"

"yep but the coffee is definitely coming next year. We are just working out a few kinks. Also careful you don't burn yourself on that, it's a little hotter than we planned"

"but the sign says best coffee in town"

"and next year it will be, exciting isn't it? Thank you for shopping at Tesla Coffee"

Seriously though, any other industry/ceo and it would not have been allowed to happen like this. I'm glad karma is coming back on them.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

High fiber bullet proof butter stem cell coffee with natural grains and whole powders.

*Some Ingredients coming next year due to regulation difficulties.

...there, now it's exciting. We tell investors having unrestricted or cutting edge ingredients that aren't included yet is part of what makes it appealing to consumers who will pay a premium to be ahead of the others (haha we're the smart investors who know better), and we can make promises to those consumers about how they're ahead of the curve. Living in the future, and better than everyone else for having bought our futuristic coffee blend.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

You forgot to put AI inside!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

"Would you like some blue tape to keep the lid on?"

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Karma isn't anywhere near coming for Musk, he got away with it over and over and over again. He still is.

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