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[-] [email protected] 41 points 5 days ago

You simply murder the current manager and then apply for their position. If you lack the skills to get away with murder, you can save up a few thousand dollars and hire a hitman on the dark web with bitcoin. I am a very serious economist.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

hello fellow very serious economist, i didn't realize so many of us were on the bear site. I think you're over-achieving a bit with the hitman though, you can just get them drunk and put them behind the wheel a few times until nature takes its course.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Brilliant! The amount you save on dark web hitment will accumulate over time and you can invest those saving into bitcoin!

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