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[-] [email protected] 17 points 15 hours ago

similar question.

do vampires need visas to enter a country?

can they cross borders freely?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

if you surround the earth in a megastructure shaped like a house do all vampires on earth instantly die?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

I think it's the Dresden Files mythology? But I always liked the premise that it's not the house that prevents them. It's the magic of a home. They could walk into some house a squatter is living in for a few days with no issues, but a home where people truly live make it their own, have families, memories...that's what gives the threshold power.

IIRC, even in that universe, a vampire can force it's way in, but the threshold strips it of most of its power if not invited.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

It would be such a Dresden type loophole to use that with the cliche of "home is wherever you are", and have someone believe that strongly enough to make the other person a living vampire repellent.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Upon further consideration and two drinks, I deand Hollywood use this as the twist ending to give Blade the love interest they're going to force in no matter what in the reboot.

Then in the sequel he sells out and gets a fancy new ~~Batcave~~ Crypt(?) funeded by some asshole who turns out to be the villain.

And Blade's conviction falters and it breaks her protection just long enough to get her tragically killed, setting up therevenge plot for the third movie.

God wqhy am I not a screenwriter. It's not good, but it would sell.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Okay so then in Blade 3 its bsically Blade goign John Wick on some vampires until he finds out the vamp who killed his love is now part of a cult tying to smmon a demon.Then at the climax of the movie he has to choose betoween getting his revenge and stopping the summoning. and Blade is too driven by fury and he goes for revenge. So cliffhanger ending, the demon pops out of a portal. folloed by...

JOHN CONSTANTINE!

THAT'S RIGHT BIGHTCHES, BLADE 4 IS A BACKDOOR MARVEL/DC CROSSOVER!

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