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[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

"Well I just hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!" (slams phone into receiver)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Woah, gotta be honest, wasn't expecting a Waiting for Guffman line. There's so many good ones in that movie lol. Some I still quote 20y later:

  • I didn't know deers could...could do that
  • Contrary to popular belief, I don't see well without my glasses
  • Look out!
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Yes exactly!! Some of my other faves:

Fresh off a destroyer, nothing but a dance belt and a tube of ChapStick

You know what you people are, you're bastard people

I'm gonna go home and bite my pillow

this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2025
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